Having gained fame and notoriety in your chosen field, be it music, film or sport, it's pretty safe to say you're doing OK for yourself having been deemed a 'sleb. This considered, why then do you feel the need to release your own brand crappy products onto the unsuspecting public? I'm talking about perfumes, bags, clothes, make up, and other various tat that isn't even worth mentioning. I'm talking this crap:
Just by looking at you, Avril Lavigne, I can tell you smell like a dirty prostitute. Why in God's name would I want to smell like you? Also you're image confuses me. Are you a punk or are you going to make an effort to make that pink dress work because at the moment none of what you've got going on there works for me. So in summary, Lavigne, I won't be buying your perfume, but at least you have your wildly successful pop career to fall back on......
This make up is by Nicola Roberts, the ginger one off of Girls Aloud. I can only assume she created this range due to there not being any on the market suitable for skin so pale it's almost translucent. Just because Cheryl is busy being successful, doesn't mean you need to fill the time 'til Girls Aloud's next work of audio delight. Back in your box.
REALLY!??!
To conclude: stick to what you're good at. Just because you may have enough money to launch your own range of, say, bendy straw, doesn't mean you should.
Luce x
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