What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Now that I have been plunged back into the doom and gloom of harsh reality, I realise I am going to have to try harder to make these posts interesting, there's only so much I can write about watching TV solidly for a week.  You may find this hard to believe, but before I went away I sometimes elaborated slightly when recalling details of my life for blog purposes.  Slightly.

So I arrived at Heathrow at around midday on Sunday which was around 4am L.A. time.  Let's just say my body clock didn't have a clue what was going on and where I envisioned a Love Actually style entrance into the arrivals lounge, it was more like a confused stumble into the parental unit who were waiting for me!  In addition to our parents, A and I were greeted by two of our friends, A and S, which was a nice surprise!  On the way home I recalled various hilarious tales from around the world for the parental's entertainment, couldn't help thinking I sounded a bit like this:



.....then I just chundered, EVERYWHERE!  So I got home only to be told there was to be a party!  Excellent!  S made "Welcome home Lucy" cupcakes which got absolutely demolished, there were several screenings of my skydive DVD and the afternoon was a raging success.  The only complaint was from N who disapproved of the lack of giant Jenga, which is normally featured heavily at Christopher parties, we enjoy giant, outdoor versions of games.  Tends to get a bit competitive though.  Awkward...

Since the party I have been catching up on essential tasks like watching all the Grey's Anatomy I missed while I was away.  Then Glee.  Now Dexter.  Have become quite the couch potato, not a good look.  Have also been walking a friend's dogs.  On one such walk the other day, however, disaster struck!  Only dropped my iPhone and smashed it, didn't I!  God's sake.  It shreds my fingers to pieces when I use it now, but at least it works.  Every cloud.

Further excitement.  I have a job!  Hurrah!  I was invited to an interview for a marketing position at a wine merchant and only bloody got it!  Slight down side is that I have to move to Basingstoke, but I have a flat viewing on Sunday so fingers crossed!  Also going to buy a car which is quite exciting!  I start on Monday 24th so until then I'll be shopping for work clothes, a car and a flat and learning what the hell marketing is!  Joke.

It's all go!

Luce x