Just when we thought the motorized ice cream cone was the epitome of laziness, ladies and gentlemen I give you, the "Hawaii Chair".
Watch this video clip without laughing, go on, I dare you! Now hands up who thinks this is a good idea for an office chair, seeing as this aimed at the chunky business professional with so little free time they can't possibly exercise. Now imagine trying to open a bank account with someone who is sitting on a Hawaii chair. It would be like handling a business transaction during a Saving Private Ryan action sequence. I can't think of a more inappropriate place to use it! It's reminiscent of the scene in Anchorman where Ron Burgundy 'sculpts his guns' in the office and I like to think that anyone who uses this chair would be like him.
Watch the video again, it looks like they're all having a severe seizure in the lower half of their bodies and continuing to work with the top half, like the two halves are not attached. I imagine this is what Mr Whippy looks like when he's having a poo. Kudos arms for getting on with your work and ignoring the nutty dance thats going on below.
To the makers of the Hawaii chair, who are ironically named "USA perfect" - You're mental. Stay away from my family.
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